[Look, she wasn't the only red-faced one here because he hadn't expected to be told all that. And it was not hard to figure out what the "stuff happened" meant and no, he didn't not wanna think about Chie getting it on with Souji and hi Muku, Yosuke was just gonna press his face into the thick fur too.]

Okay, okay, I get it!

...

Sorry. It's... not like it's bad you guys are dating and stuff. Just.

[It was a surprise, okay? He sighed heavily and finally pulled his face from the dog.]

Just how bad is the moon crap anyway? I feel like I keep getting mixed signals about it.