[She was right, it wasn’t the first time he’s heard that. It was just hard after quite a long time of being told he was a pervert (and let’s be real, he deserved it some of the time). But then he snorted a laugh.]

I mean... you’re not wrong? It’s definitely not at all like I’ve seen in stories and stuff. [He’s pretty sure on some level porn was never like the real thing, just like movies in general weren’t real life.] But at least I can say I have touched a boob and it’s quite nice.

[He still blushed as he said it, but he laughed too. He hid his face again as he did.]

I don’t normally get to say shit like this, you know? I’d have gotten slapped in the face for it.