[Look, she wasn't the only red-faced one here because he hadn't expected to be told all that. And it was not hard to figure out what the "stuff happened" meant and no, he didn't not wanna think about Chie getting it on with Souji and hi Muku, Yosuke was just gonna press his face into the thick fur too.]
Okay, okay, I get it!
...
Sorry. It's... not like it's bad you guys are dating and stuff. Just.
[It was a surprise, okay? He sighed heavily and finally pulled his face from the dog.]
Just how bad is the moon crap anyway? I feel like I keep getting mixed signals about it.
I dunno. It's not like you turn into a slavering, drooling sexmonster or something. I mean, I get super hungry and super fighty and super ho-- super never mind about that-- but it's not... I mean... I'm still in control of myself? The first one I went through, all I did was eat a lot and then get into a stupid brawl with Kanji over hotpot. Which he started.
[But it was good to know that it didn't seem as bad as being some sexmonster or whatever. Not that he thought it would get that far, but when people seem to hone in on that when talking about the moons, Yosuke had to wonder a little.]
And we don't know what moon I'll be under until it happens, huh? Great.
Uggggh. No, you don't. It was as stupid as hell! You'll see! You'll do dumbass stuff on your first moon and you won't want people talking about it either.
But...? [Why would you be watching? Heβs not gonna do that in front of her!] You can say no, Iβm not gonna be offended. Just figured we could continue talking after I get cleaned up or something.
[Whenβs the last time they had a meaningful conversation?]
[Look, she doesn't know! Living on an alien space moon where everything is sexy gives you weird expectations?????
But no. Chill. Just because she going to Yosuke's place, doesn't mean that circumstances will weirdly arrange themselves so that boning happens. She went to Hifumi's place a bunch of times before she finally kissed her.]
Yeah. Okay. That could be nice.
But don't blame me if Muku knocks over any of your stuff.
[And Yosukeβs new!! Besides, Souji is letting him stay for a few days until heβs all sorted out.]
I havenβt been here long enough to have stuff. Partner bought me some clothes already and Iβm spending the night until I get my own place tomorrow so I mean. Itβd be his things Muku would knock over.
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Okay, okay, I get it!
...
Sorry. It's... not like it's bad you guys are dating and stuff. Just.
[It was a surprise, okay? He sighed heavily and finally pulled his face from the dog.]
Just how bad is the moon crap anyway? I feel like I keep getting mixed signals about it.
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But maybe it's different for other moons.
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[But it was good to know that it didn't seem as bad as being some sexmonster or whatever. Not that he thought it would get that far, but when people seem to hone in on that when talking about the moons, Yosuke had to wonder a little.]
And we don't know what moon I'll be under until it happens, huh? Great.
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[SORRY YOSUKE BUT ALL MEAT IS CHIE'S FOREVER OK OK.]
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Both of you are hazards with hotpots, jeez.
[He finally stands up, shirt glittered and slobbered. At least he already bet up with Souji and has extra clothes.]
So who won the brawl?
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[he heard her.]
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It ended as a draw, okay!
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Okay, okay! C'mon, you gotta lighten up. I wish I'd been there to see it.
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[He canβt help but deadpan this, tilting his head.]
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[At least pretend to disagree, wouldja!?]
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Anyway, I think itβs about time I get changed. You wanna come with or is Muku still on his walk?
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[Whenβs the last time they had a meaningful conversation?]
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But no. Chill. Just because she going to Yosuke's place, doesn't mean that circumstances will weirdly arrange themselves so that boning happens. She went to Hifumi's place a bunch of times before she finally kissed her.]
Yeah. Okay. That could be nice.
But don't blame me if Muku knocks over any of your stuff.
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I havenβt been here long enough to have stuff. Partner bought me some clothes already and Iβm spending the night until I get my own place tomorrow so I mean. Itβd be his things Muku would knock over.
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[Actually, Chie's probably got some spare clothes of her own at Souji's, just in case.]