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[wildlinks]

I just thought you should know

poor guinea pig :(

[dj_jiraiya]

Are you sure it's real? This looks like something outta some tabloid...

Also, I don't want sad info like this :(

[wildlinks]

I hope it's not! It looks like a headline... How did they eat the guinea pig? Whole? Not cooked?

Imagine a bunny :(
Poor bunny

[dj_jiraiya]

Stoooooop.

[wildlinks]

Okay okay sorry :(

[...five minutes later]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

[dj_jiraiya]

Okay so like

(´ ω `♡)

I appreciate that but

Why?

Are you trying to butter me up for something?

[wildlinks]

???

Can I not be cute at my boyfriend? Is that forbidden?

Why do you think I have nefarious plans? I just miss you :o

[dj_jiraiya]

No, it's not forbidden!

Idk I just... I'm not used to it...

I've only been gone for like a couple hours!

[ People usually want something from him, okay? Not that he believes Souji is that kind of person but this is also just new territory for him. He's stupid. ]

[wildlinks]

Then we will get you used to it ;)

I know I know.

Still miss you

[He may or may not be making curry for you, Yoosk. Hurry back home to your wife]

[dj_jiraiya]

[wildlinks]

What a handsome guy
Just like you ;)

[dj_jiraiya]

Are you saying I'm square?

[wildlinks]

When you lay in a bathtub you are

[???]

And so am I
We are two nice squares

[dj_jiraiya]

[ Not quite what he meant but then he remembered that Souji is the guy who probably hadn't seen a lot of movies, especially American ones. ]

Geez, you make everything cheesy.

[wildlinks]

[No, no he hasn't. Teach him the ways.]

Of course I do. Especially the pizza.

[...............

this conversation derailed]

[dj_jiraiya]

...what?

[wildlinks]

??

You said I make everything cheesy and I confirmed it.

I make really good cheese pizza

[dj_jiraiya]

If I could see your face, I'd know if you were screwing with me or not.

[ But he can't and he's pouting at his phone. ]

(；￣Д￣)

[wildlinks]

I am not

Although I'm making curry right now

[dj_jiraiya]

u cant see it but im squinting so hard in disbelief at the phone rn

[ He even went back to his text speak for this.]

CURRY??? WELL Y DIDNT U SAY SO OMG IM COMIN HOME RN

[wildlinks]

You can't see it but I'm blushing right now

Now wait, you could

sec

[Have a snap of Souji by the stove, in an apron, one of Yosuke's yellow hoodies and wooden spatula]

[dj_jiraiya]

[ Yosuke doesn't answer right away because he'd gone and tripped from that utterly cute picture of Souji. Thankfully, not into a trash can. ]

you didn't need to send a picture...

[ He's going to come home with skinned knees and hands now. Worth it. ]

[wildlinks]

Of course I had to. As an encouragement!

[He's going to kiss those skinned hands better and heal him all up fast~]

[dj_jiraiya]

Your curry is enough, partner.

[wildlinks]

Nonesense.

I'm waiting for you :*