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@perfectcopy ; text ; day or two after triple moon

[dvine]

I'M GOING TO DIE

[There's no further elaboration to this and Kise won't respond for ten minutes after this text. Still, don't panic Yosuke, he's just being his usual drama queen.]

[dj_jiraiya]

why what happened?

[ After those ten minutes of silence. ]

kise?

[dvine]

Things happened

dunno how or why or when or WHY I feel like I signed a death contract
tho ik it's not a death contract it's just midorima being midorima
but like
u know
when u do something
and u feel ur life got shorter for a few years

[dj_jiraiya]

ok 1st off, breathe dude.

2nd, kinda need to tell me what went down with this Midorima dude.

3rd, ya I know the feeling

[dvine]

Okay okay I'm breathing
still
somehow
idk how I should be dead
I will be dead, someone will hunt me down
Midorima's luck is crazy like that

...things. happened. like
THINGS
happened
unpredictable, but also preventable things and I'm an idiot I know that
I should've known better
and just went back home
just
LEFT

[easier said than done]

1/3

[dj_jiraiya]

what does some other dude’s luck have to do with you dying?

dude i need you to use your words like

what things? what—

2/3

[dj_jiraiya]

oh...

OOOOOOHHHH

3/3

[dj_jiraiya]

THOSE things? As in, moon things???

AND YOU JUST LEFT?

[dvine]

Dude trust me his luck is off the charts at times
you DON'T WANT TO KNOW

JHFSJD

I didn't just LEAVE
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF ASSHOLE
I stayed, like, more than intended...

I SHOULD'VE left BEFORE things happened
he hates me
100%
he's just nice and won't tell me

[Midorima and nice don't really go in same sentence but Kise disagrees]

[dj_jiraiya]

yeah while mine’s in the opposite direction so i can believe it.

well i mean

if he hated u then why’d he do it with u?

[dvine]

It has something to do with horoscope and lucky items

[There's a pause when he remembers certain lucky item that was involved that day... He shakes his head to get rid of the blush]

Because it was triple moon? And he's cordis? And there was this crazy tension between us for weeks?
tho Midorimacchi isn't rly type of person to just do it randomly now that I think about it...

[dj_jiraiya]

rite.

[ Moving on because that’s just over his head. ]

so there’s be actual sexual tension between you 2 and he’s not one night stand type of dude and you aren’t either by the sounds of it

only this time u 2 acted on desires because of cordis moon stuff...

idk man sounds like u guys were already crushin or attracted or whatever on each other and it just sorta hit a peak or however that saying goes, you know?

[dvine]

[Listen, Kise doesn't get it either, he just goes with the flow himself.

And sometimes helps him find odd stuff he needs as a lucky item.]

it's not just cordis, the triple moon, triple moon is my bane
I like spending time with him! And like stuff and all (he always says no tho but I'm persistent because he's just stubborn)
But to think he's actually attracted to me is
well
it's impossible. he's already involved
as for me
no
I
don't have a crush or anything of the sort
I swore off of it

[dj_jiraiya]

[ Such an unimpressed face right now. ]

u sure dude?

[dvine]

Positive

[A bit unsure as he rereads it, so to assure HIMSELF he sends more]

Very positive
Most positive
As positive as it can get

[dj_jiraiya]

Uh huh so

tell me about him. all i got is that he’s stubborn with crazy luck and... horoscopes, ig. and that there’s tension between u 2

1/2

[dvine]

I don't think u get how much he's into the horoscopes and lucky items
like
it's crazy
as for the tension, we just always argue or go back and forth or stuff like that
what's that word
ah
Tsundere

2/2

[dvine]

he's full tsundere so 90% of the time you have to spend all the energy to read between the lines
cuz insults are sometimes not insults and sometimes are and it's rly hard to tell and it honestly tires my brain like I am not THAT smart
but when it clicks it RLY clicks and it just feels nice that you understood shit he meant without him having to openly say it
even though it would've been much easier if he did

[dj_jiraiya]

so basically you know him well enough to read his poker face. or his version of it anyway and he’s got a super weird side to him with horoscopes and stuff

well what do you like about him if he’s that exhausting?

[dvine]

idk about THAT
I'm sure some of his teammates can read him better than I can
we never rly hung out together until now
I'd call the horoscope thing weird if it didn't work but it DOES work
like
he had this pencil that you'd roll, and it would always give you correct answers
it was his thing he made
A god-rolling pencil or something?
he never lent it to me BUT I know with 100% certainty it WORKS
like
it would help you get at LEAST 70% correct answers!

I
have no clue

[100% honesty]

I just like being around him

[dj_jiraiya]

why do you like being around him?

1/3

[dvine]

I

2/3

[dvine]

Don't

3/3

[dvine]

Know

[dj_jiraiya]

yes you do