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[dj_jiraiya]

Uh huh so

tell me about him. all i got is that he’s stubborn with crazy luck and... horoscopes, ig. and that there’s tension between u 2

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[dvine]

I don't think u get how much he's into the horoscopes and lucky items
like
it's crazy
as for the tension, we just always argue or go back and forth or stuff like that
what's that word
ah
Tsundere

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[dvine]

he's full tsundere so 90% of the time you have to spend all the energy to read between the lines
cuz insults are sometimes not insults and sometimes are and it's rly hard to tell and it honestly tires my brain like I am not THAT smart
but when it clicks it RLY clicks and it just feels nice that you understood shit he meant without him having to openly say it
even though it would've been much easier if he did

[dj_jiraiya]

so basically you know him well enough to read his poker face. or his version of it anyway and he’s got a super weird side to him with horoscopes and stuff

well what do you like about him if he’s that exhausting?

[dvine]

idk about THAT
I'm sure some of his teammates can read him better than I can
we never rly hung out together until now
I'd call the horoscope thing weird if it didn't work but it DOES work
like
he had this pencil that you'd roll, and it would always give you correct answers
it was his thing he made
A god-rolling pencil or something?
he never lent it to me BUT I know with 100% certainty it WORKS
like
it would help you get at LEAST 70% correct answers!

I
have no clue

[100% honesty]

I just like being around him

[dj_jiraiya]

why do you like being around him?

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[dvine]

I

2/3

[dvine]

Don't

3/3

[dvine]

Know

[dj_jiraiya]

yes you do

[dvine]

No I don't

[dj_jiraiya]

Yes. You do.

no one hangs around someone just because. its not how it works.

you also said it yourself, theres been tension between you two and it’s obviously not the bad kind or the stuff wouldnt have happened during the moons. or it would have happened sooner if it really was nothing and you guys just needed to burn off steam or something.

so i think you actually do have a crush on your friend and he might actually be crushing right back.

1/?

[dvine]

[............]

2/?

[dvine]

[Kise.exe has stopped working]

3/?

[dvine]

[Attempting to reboot....]

4/4

[dvine]

Midorimacchi having a crush on me?
There's a bigger chance I become a pop star millionaire than that

[Yes, he's avoiding the part about himself]

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[dj_jiraiya]

[ Yosuke noticed. ]

You don’t know until you tell him.

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[dj_jiraiya]

[ There’s a pause because Yosuke’s sneaking a glance at Souji. ]

Just like I won’t know until I tell Souji.

And I’m going to.

You don’t need to do it like. Right now. Think about it and stuff but. I think you’re selling yourself short if after all this he doesn’t like you at least a little bit.

[dvine]

I mean, he probably likes me enough to have me around but a crush?

I think that's pushing it. Besides, he'd never admit to it, even if he had a gun pointed at him

[That's a bit of exaggeration but Kise doesn't have better thing to compare it to]

it's the only thing I keep thinking about, don't worry about that
no confessions tho
I can't do it
cuz I don't have a crush on him ofc

[dj_jiraiya]

I’m starting to believe you’re the tsun one, not him.

[dvine]

...

I never thought that word will ever be used in connection to me








You really think I have crush on him?

[dj_jiraiya]

you sounded a lot like i did so yeah, i do think so.

[ Kise might not be doing the full blown “no homo” that Yosuke had been, but a lot of the defensiveness was still there. ]

i was doin it for like. a solid year so the pattern is kinda obvious now that i realized it.

[dvine]

[Oh.

He. Has a crush on Midorima.

It sounds so crazy when he thinks about it. He stares at his device for a long moment and then-]

Can we talk somewhere? I wanna know how you realized it

and I don't think it's for the phone and msgs

[dj_jiraiya]

yeah, no problem. where do you wanna go?

[dvine]

There's a coffee shop that sells donuts and crepes near the park. Can you meet me there? They usually don't have traffic at this time of day